Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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