im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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