id be glad to
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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