"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
