Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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