i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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