sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
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Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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