found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
