just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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