To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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