Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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