: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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