i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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