i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize