Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
