Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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