We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.