One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
15 Things That Could NEVER Happen Anywhere But the South
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
15 Times “Flight of the Conchords” Made You Feel Better About Being a Twenty-Something
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth