I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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