Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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