so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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