Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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