Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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