great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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