everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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