we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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