I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
In other news, I just burned my penis
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After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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