I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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