Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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