respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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