I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
