Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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