Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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