do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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