She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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