in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
