I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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