There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...