A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck