are you so shy because you have an std?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm