you didnt know i had herpes?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.