if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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