They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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