therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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