I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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