Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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