I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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