I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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