NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
