I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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