google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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