we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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