I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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