With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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