Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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