haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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