How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it because I queefed?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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