Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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