well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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