Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Randomize
